I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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