i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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