Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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