Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you would pick up someone in the library
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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