I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize