Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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