its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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