I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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