piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?