Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life