I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?