well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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