I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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