belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
