go do what you do best...puke behind churches
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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