So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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