i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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