Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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