just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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