That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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