big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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