can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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