yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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