is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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