honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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