**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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