But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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