Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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