Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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