Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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