I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.