Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
either way he was missing a nipple.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.