did you get engaged???
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.