i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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