is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
whose parrot is this?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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