I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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