Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I think people are normalizing furries
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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