cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Your cock deserves a montage
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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