it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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