Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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