If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
that may or may not have been my penis.
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