im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Boobs speak an international language.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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