so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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