Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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