I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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