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  then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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• (315): View more from New York

  I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.

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  Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome

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