Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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