She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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