I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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