wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I will be naked everywhere
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.