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  Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?

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  No

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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• (650): View more from California

  Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think I can smell my own vagina right now

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• (972): View more from Texas

  You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.

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• (707): View more from California

  she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute

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• (406): View more from Montana

  K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  At a point I was just cumming dust last night

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.

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