I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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