I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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