Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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