Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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