What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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