K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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