If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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