so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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