Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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