hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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