Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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