Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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