Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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